He was swimming with his friends. When I asked for his photo, he screamed: “He only asked me!” Then he ran a victory lap, climbed on the boulder, twisted the tips of his mustache, and struck this pose.
Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love
Neon Jungle - Take Me To Church (Hozier cover)
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders
LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE
I’M SO MAD AT VINE’S TIME LIMIT I WANTED TO HEAR THE COP’S HIGH NOTE THOUGH
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
#now i’m just imagining a story where someone is friends with a zombie/vampire/some other immortal thing #and the monster is super dramatic and likes to fake their death all the time and their human friend is stuck telling their eulogy again and #omg i like this i kind of want to write this
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.