headcannon that every year everyone on the enterprise plays a big game of capture the flag and the teams are broken up by what color shirt you wear
like jim commands the gold team and chekov and sulu are his go to guys and they get all super pumped and buy the gold team like matching headbands or something and they talk shit about all the other teams constantly even tho they have never actually won
spock commands the blue team with bones as his first officer and its the only time in the whole year where there is no arguing like those two are in sync and out for total domination but nurse chapel is the biggest threat last year she faked being captured by gold team - escaped - stole the flag and ran like hell back to their home base (which is the med-bay - gold has the bridge and red has engineering) with spock and bones as her back up and won it for the blue team (a red shirt gave her the finger when she made it back to base and chapel just twirled her skirt at him and told him to kiss her ass)
some think scotty commands red but its actually uhura and she loses her fucking mind over this game like the red team has a battle cry which is basically just mindless screaming and gave out three black eyes last year
the winner gets this stupid plastic trophy thats falling apart and its practically pointless but its still the biggest event of the whole year and everyone loves it
I never received a letter from a magical school.
I wasn’t told on my 16th birthday that I was the only master of all four elements.
I never found someone alive in a block of ice.
There are no reaping for my name to be chosen from.
There is no factions to decide between.
My dad doesn’t go on “hunting” trips.
And I’ve never seen a mysterious blue box.
But I’ll be damned if I won’t be the hero of this story.
*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*
*5 minutes later*
fuck this shit
it is entirely inconsistent with elizabeth’s character for her to drop everything (PIRATE KING thank you very much) to raise a child as a landlubber
give me elizabeth, eight months pregnant, still running the show from shipwreck cove
give me elizabeth and her six-year-old
soncabin boy kicking ass and taking names as they outrun the royal navy
give me elizabeth, instead of waiting for will, sailing out to meet him
give me elizabeth dying at sea four years and one week later and signing aboard the flying dutchman to the shock of its captain
give me elizabeth and will co-captaining the dutchman and sailing the seas beyond the edge of the world for eternity together
give me young billy (i’m forced to assume they, as pirates, are unimaginative when it comes to names) telling the story of william turner, who gave up everything for the woman he loved, and elizabeth swann, who took it back with sword and pistol
something always bothered me about that ending and now I know what it was god bless
Who gave you the right to be that sexy for 15 years?
reblogging because i need to learn and my mom has a sewing machine exactly like this one
Reblogging in case some people want to learn a new skill/distraction :)
Reblogging because sewing is great for cosplay and it’s nice to be able to sew your own clothes too!